| Цитата сообщения #997548 пользователя sil3nt от 14.04.2016 12:07 | У меня насос телескопический, у него микроскопический. | |
My Pump
My pump cost a late night fee
Your pump got the HIV
My pump plays on the double feature screen
Your pump went straight to DVD
My pump - bigger than a bridge
Your pump look like a little kid's
My pump - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My pump - locked in a cage, right
Your pump suffer from stage fright
My pump - so hot, it's stolen
Your pump look like Gary Coleman
My pump - pink and big
Your pump stinks like shit
My pump got a Caesar do,
Your pump needs a tweezer, dude
My pump is like super size
Your pump look like two fries
My pump - more mass than the Earth
Your pump - half staff, it needs work
My pump - been there done that
Your pump sits there with dunce cap
My pump - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got pumps like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got pumps like Jesus
My pump need no introduction
Your pump don't even function
My pump served a whole luncheon
Your pump - it look like a munchkin
My pump - size of a pumpkin
Your pump look like Macaulay Culkin
My pump - good good lovin'
Your pump - good for nothin'
My pump bench pressed 350
Your pump couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My pump - pretty damn skippy
Your pump - hungry as a hippie
My pump don't fit down the chimney
Your pump is like a kid from the Philippines
My pump is like an M16
Your pump - broken vending machine
My pump parts the seas
Your pump farts and queefs
My pump - rumble in the jungle
Your pump got touched by your uncle
My pump goes to yoga
Your pump - fruit roll -up
My pump - grade -A beef
Your pump - Mayday geek
My pump - sick and dangerous
Your pump - quick and painless
My pump - 'nuff said.
Your pump loves Fred
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got pumps like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got pumps like Jesus
